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1988-12-20
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Harr be Jeeesus... Fetch out the sqeezebox and lets all sing
some Irish folk songs.. "I were a little lad in
Ballygobackwards...."
Q. Whats long and green with an I.Q of 40?
A. St Patricks day parade!!!
Q. What do you call an Irishman who sits on your lawn all
year long??
A. Patty O Furniture!
Q. Why did the paddy bring a ladder to the party???
A. He heard that the drinks were on the house!!!
Q. Why did the Irish man mutilate himself in the HIFI shop?
A. Some one told him that everything costed an arm and a leg
in there!!
Q. Why did the Irishman buy a black and white dog??
A. He thought the license would be cheaper!!!! Hohohoho!
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